Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
Was it you that listened to Stern? Did you ever hear his interview with Howie Mandell? His most recent one. Not only is he such a germophone that he built a separate house inside of his house to lock himself in when his family gets sick, but apparently he has this crazy bathroom setup. He got like one of those bowls that are heated and clean your *** for you. It's all digital. He also said he has a mini fridge, computer, and flat screen in there. Once day I want that in my bathroom.
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
The toilet had a control panel on the wall that controlled all the functions. Open/close lid, rear spray, front spray, dryer, flush, etc. I need one of those bastards.
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
Was it you that listened to Stern? Did you ever hear his interview with Howie Mandell? His most recent one. Not only is he such a germophone that he built a separate house inside of his house to lock himself in when his family gets sick, but apparently he has this crazy bathroom setup. He got like one of those bowls that are heated and clean your *** for you. It's all digital. He also said he has a mini fridge, computer, and flat screen in there. Once day I want that in my bathroom.
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
Am I fat if I order this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=390162717933
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=390162717933
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
Was it you that listened to Stern? Did you ever hear his interview with Howie Mandell? His most recent one. Not only is he such a germophone that he built a separate house inside of his house to lock himself in when his family gets sick, but apparently he has this crazy bathroom setup. He got like one of those bowls that are heated and clean your *** for you. It's all digital. He also said he has a mini fridge, computer, and flat screen in there. Once day I want that in my bathroom.
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
that's kind of fucked up......you were marinating in your own **** and eating.....NASTY!!
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
I built a stand for my dirtbike a few months ago out of some 2x4's and some casters rated to 50# each. But the bike is over 200# and it didn't roll very well.
So my buddy was moving this weekend and he was throwing out an office chair. I figure the wieght limit on one of them is around 400# considering fat people.
So I took the base, screwed an 11"x11" piece of wood to it, and tacked a piece of carpet over it. Thing works amazing. rolls around easily, spins without any issue and best of all has the arm to lower it when I'm done for easy removal!!
So my buddy was moving this weekend and he was throwing out an office chair. I figure the wieght limit on one of them is around 400# considering fat people.
So I took the base, screwed an 11"x11" piece of wood to it, and tacked a piece of carpet over it. Thing works amazing. rolls around easily, spins without any issue and best of all has the arm to lower it when I'm done for easy removal!!
Last edited by skillz954; Mar 1, 2010 at 11:39 AM.
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
Thread Starter
bp chaser
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 85,659
From: LI, NY and I drive in Australia
Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
I built a stand for my dirtbike a few months ago out of some 2x4's and some casters rated to 50# each. But the bike is over 200# and it didn't roll very well.
So my buddy was moving this weekend and he was throwing out an office chair. I figure the wieght limit on one of them is around 400# considering fat people.
So I took the base, screwed an 11"x11" piece of wood to it, and tacked a piece of carpet over it. Thing works amazing. rolls around easily, spins without any issue and best of all has the arm to lower it when I'm done for easy removal!!
So my buddy was moving this weekend and he was throwing out an office chair. I figure the wieght limit on one of them is around 400# considering fat people.
So I took the base, screwed an 11"x11" piece of wood to it, and tacked a piece of carpet over it. Thing works amazing. rolls around easily, spins without any issue and best of all has the arm to lower it when I'm done for easy removal!!
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bp chaser
Joined: Oct 2002
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From: LI, NY and I drive in Australia
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Re: Bought my wife a new rack *PICS*
man this guy really is an *******
Original ad:
I need the help of a drywall expert to repair a large hole in our hallway wall. The hole is about three feet wide. You will need to bring all materials needed, but I will cover the cost. I can send pictures of the hole if requested.
Please respond with availability and a reasonable rate.
From Me to *************@*********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad and will be able to help you out. The best thing to do for dry wall holes is to tape over the entire hole with strips of duct tape, and then paint over the duct tape. If you have wallpaper, I could just put wallpaper over the hole. That would be even easier. After the repair, nobody should lean up on the wall or it will probably tear again. I suggest hanging a picture over the hole. I have some old framed pictures of Bon Jovi that I could bring and install over the hole.
I am available all week, and my rate is $25/hr. When can I stop by?
-Dan
From Brittany ********* to Me
Hi Dan! Thanks for the quick response. Sounds good! I will forward this e-mail to my husband and he'll get back to you ASAP.
Thanks!
Brit
From Bryan ********* to Me
Dan,
My wife sent me your email, but I don't think she actually read/understood what you wrote. If you are serious, then we don't need your help. I hope that isn't how you actually repair things. Regardless, I will tell my wife to actually read the emails before sending them to me.
Regards,
Bryan
From Me to Bryan **********
Good afternoon Brian,
Your wife doesn't sound too smart. I was going to recommend Hooked on Phonics, but she seems to be capable of writing. I think she just does not have the ability to comprehend what she is reading. I have a cousin who is "slow", and there is this really good remedial school in Philly that he went to. They offer some classes that help with reading comprehension. If you want, I can look up the school and send the information to your wife.
- Dan
From Bryan ********* to Me
Heh heh, that might be just what she needs...
From Me to Bryan **********
CC: Brittany *********
Great! I'm forwarding our conversation to your wife, along with the school information.
The name of the school is "Smithbridge School for Special People," and you can call them at (***)-***-2195.
From Bryan ********* to Me
Oh boy...please don't...
From Brittany ********* to Me
What a jerk you are. Excuse me for being busy and quickly browsing through your letter. Go to hell!
From Me to Brittany *********
Brit, you should really consider this school. It might not seem like it, but they actually can help you. It did wonders for my cousin. He used to just stay at home with his aunt all day, but now he has a great job at McDonalds. Please, just give them a call.
-Dan
Original ad:
I need the help of a drywall expert to repair a large hole in our hallway wall. The hole is about three feet wide. You will need to bring all materials needed, but I will cover the cost. I can send pictures of the hole if requested.
Please respond with availability and a reasonable rate.
From Me to *************@*********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad and will be able to help you out. The best thing to do for dry wall holes is to tape over the entire hole with strips of duct tape, and then paint over the duct tape. If you have wallpaper, I could just put wallpaper over the hole. That would be even easier. After the repair, nobody should lean up on the wall or it will probably tear again. I suggest hanging a picture over the hole. I have some old framed pictures of Bon Jovi that I could bring and install over the hole.
I am available all week, and my rate is $25/hr. When can I stop by?
-Dan
From Brittany ********* to Me
Hi Dan! Thanks for the quick response. Sounds good! I will forward this e-mail to my husband and he'll get back to you ASAP.
Thanks!
Brit
From Bryan ********* to Me
Dan,
My wife sent me your email, but I don't think she actually read/understood what you wrote. If you are serious, then we don't need your help. I hope that isn't how you actually repair things. Regardless, I will tell my wife to actually read the emails before sending them to me.
Regards,
Bryan
From Me to Bryan **********
Good afternoon Brian,
Your wife doesn't sound too smart. I was going to recommend Hooked on Phonics, but she seems to be capable of writing. I think she just does not have the ability to comprehend what she is reading. I have a cousin who is "slow", and there is this really good remedial school in Philly that he went to. They offer some classes that help with reading comprehension. If you want, I can look up the school and send the information to your wife.
- Dan
From Bryan ********* to Me
Heh heh, that might be just what she needs...
From Me to Bryan **********
CC: Brittany *********
Great! I'm forwarding our conversation to your wife, along with the school information.
The name of the school is "Smithbridge School for Special People," and you can call them at (***)-***-2195.
From Bryan ********* to Me
Oh boy...please don't...
From Brittany ********* to Me
What a jerk you are. Excuse me for being busy and quickly browsing through your letter. Go to hell!
From Me to Brittany *********
Brit, you should really consider this school. It might not seem like it, but they actually can help you. It did wonders for my cousin. He used to just stay at home with his aunt all day, but now he has a great job at McDonalds. Please, just give them a call.
-Dan
