Urban Legends
LAWN JOCKEY
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,543
From: Royal Oak, Mi.
Re: Urban Legends
Originally Posted by 2502
ooh ooh i gotta anotha one.
so this puerto rican guy is working on some kind of pinched fuel line in his car. forgets to wash his hands, and then lights a cigarette. blows himself up.
nah, no legend. my girlfriend's grandpa did that ****.
so this puerto rican guy is working on some kind of pinched fuel line in his car. forgets to wash his hands, and then lights a cigarette. blows himself up.
nah, no legend. my girlfriend's grandpa did that ****.
Mechanic is working in his garage in the winter with a big Diesel torpedo heater running to keep warm. He cleaned some parts with super x (very flammable) contact cleaner, sets them down, and walks past the heater, all the while, the contact cleaner is dripping off his hands. He walks past the heater, gets too close, and his hands start on fire. In a panic, he puts his hands between his legs, and his pants catch on fire.
oops. That was me.
Came back-it's still wack
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 2,863
From: Roanoke, VA
Re: Urban Legends
Originally Posted by standy
I heard a similar one:
Mechanic is working in his garage in the winter with a big Diesel torpedo heater running to keep warm. He cleaned some parts with super x (very flammable) contact cleaner, sets them down, and walks past the heater, all the while, the contact cleaner is dripping off his hands. He walks past the heater, gets too close, and his hands start on fire. In a panic, he puts his hands between his legs, and his pants catch on fire.
oops. That was me.
Mechanic is working in his garage in the winter with a big Diesel torpedo heater running to keep warm. He cleaned some parts with super x (very flammable) contact cleaner, sets them down, and walks past the heater, all the while, the contact cleaner is dripping off his hands. He walks past the heater, gets too close, and his hands start on fire. In a panic, he puts his hands between his legs, and his pants catch on fire.
oops. That was me.
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Joined: May 2004
Posts: 1,296
From: Savannah, Ga
Re: Urban Legends
Originally Posted by STmyboyz
yeah he in there and lit a smoke and then it blew up.. i'm still looking for the story. i will find it. i think that it had a picture of the john afterwards.
Jodi is full of useless info
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Posts: 1,296
From: Savannah, Ga
Re: Urban Legends
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
I am an urban Legend...
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,035
From: Hanging out with my winter friends...
Re: Urban Legends
haha
Have you guys ever saw that show on G4 called Brainiacs?
It's like the British version of Mythbusters... they do some pretty cool stuff on there.
they did one test to see if you perform better by not having sex before a big game, or if you should have sex before the game...
So they take two soccer teams have them play half a game, to get a base for the test. then at halftime, they send one team off to have sex with their girls, and the other team has to play board games...
It ended up that it is better to have sex..
Like we didn't already know this...
Even if you lose the game, well.. At least you got laid.
Big Jarsh
Have you guys ever saw that show on G4 called Brainiacs?
It's like the British version of Mythbusters... they do some pretty cool stuff on there.
they did one test to see if you perform better by not having sex before a big game, or if you should have sex before the game...
So they take two soccer teams have them play half a game, to get a base for the test. then at halftime, they send one team off to have sex with their girls, and the other team has to play board games...
It ended up that it is better to have sex..
Like we didn't already know this...
Even if you lose the game, well.. At least you got laid.
Big Jarsh
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 2,019
From: The MI...
Re: Urban Legends
Originally Posted by scottdunahoo
How come you are always talking nonsence then right after it you start searching the net to back it up i could say some dude shat out a 400lbs turd and find something on the net to support it.
Jodi is full of useless info
Jodi is full of useless info
well i think that having useless info is better then having no info at all
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