If you pee'd on a rooster would it be called a Pea****?

 

We're not aloud to say ****?

 

Is the FCC running this site or what?

 

recent events have us wondering

 

whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truck load of bowling *****....????








you cant unload the bowling ***** with a pitch fork...

 

So my buddy is telling me a story about how he was banging this girl...He Said,

"So I was banging this girl, hittin it from the back I look down and notice here nice A$$hole, and I say huh why not. So I slip it in and start doing my thing...Dude she looks back and says don't you think that is a bit pretentious. So I looked at her and said don't you think that is a pretty big word for an eight year old!"

Flip

 

whats the best thing about having sex with twentysix year olds??



















Theres 20 of em.....

 

What's the best thing about banging a 12 year old in the shower?

Slicking her hair back and making her look 9.

 

How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? when your done rub your bloody **** on her teddy bear!