Geography Lesson
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Geography Lesson
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 14 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a *****.
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 14 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a *****.
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Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by T&A
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 14 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a *****.
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 14 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a *****.
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Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by NINER
So do you post up every joke that get's forwarded to you no matter how lame/old it is? Saddam has been captured for what, almost 2 years now?
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Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by LEASIN IT
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Lmao.... my new nickname for Rhonda... is France...
Lmao.... my new nickname for Rhonda... is France...
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Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by timex
How about this one....
Voulez vous quoche avec moi?????
......that one's strictly for the ladies.
Voulez vous quoche avec moi?????
......that one's strictly for the ladies.
votre wheelies est des ordures 
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Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by clawsongirl
Will I WHAT with you??? votre wheelies est des ordures :YEAH
votre wheelies est des ordures :YEAHWhat I typed intot the online translation:
Is there a Keg is your pants? Because I want to tap that ***!
When you translate back to English using the online translator:
There is a bole in your britches? Because I want to knock this donkey!
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From: Clinton Twp. MI
Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by LEASIN IT
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Lmao.... my new nickname for Rhonda... is France...
Lmao.... my new nickname for Rhonda... is France...
It came out in the wash!?
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From: Flint, Mi
Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by NINER
Il y a un fût dans votre culotte ? Parce que je veux taper cet âne!
What I typed intot the online translation:
Is there a Keg is your pants? Because I want to tap that ***!
When you translate back to English using the online translator:
There is a bole in your britches? Because I want to knock this donkey!
What I typed intot the online translation:
Is there a Keg is your pants? Because I want to tap that ***!
When you translate back to English using the online translator:
There is a bole in your britches? Because I want to knock this donkey!
WTF
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From: The Murda Mitten
Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by NINER
Il y a un fût dans votre culotte ? Parce que je veux taper cet âne!
What I typed intot the online translation:
Is there a Keg is your pants? Because I want to tap that ***!
When you translate back to English using the online translator:
There is a bole in your britches? Because I want to knock this donkey!
What I typed intot the online translation:
Is there a Keg is your pants? Because I want to tap that ***!
When you translate back to English using the online translator:
There is a bole in your britches? Because I want to knock this donkey!
LMGDAO :YEAH 
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From: Eastpointe, MI
Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by LEASIN IT
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Lmao.... my new nickname for Rhonda... is France...
Lmao.... my new nickname for Rhonda... is France...
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From: Fluffy Mitten
Re: Geography Lesson
Originally Posted by NINER
What I typed intot the online translation:
Is there a Keg is your pants? Because I want to tap that ***!
When you translate back to English using the online translator:
There is a bole in your britches? Because I want to knock this donkey!
Is there a Keg is your pants? Because I want to tap that ***!
When you translate back to English using the online translator:
There is a bole in your britches? Because I want to knock this donkey!
hahahaha lmao
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