The Geography of a Woman...

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa. - Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America. - Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, a woman is like Spain. - Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. - She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia. - She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 a woman is like Russia. - Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. - With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. - Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq. - Ruled by a dick.