blonde joke
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blonde joke
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant l.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to
clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I
found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean l.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it
Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****, I can splash it in my eyes.
for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant l.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to
clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I
found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean l.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it
Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****, I can splash it in my eyes.
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From: Warren, MI
Re: blonde joke
ok. i got a few also... ha ha!
why does the blond have T.G.I.F. on her shirt's?
**** go in first.
what does the bermuda triangle and a blond have in common?
they both swallow a lot of sea men.
what does a blond put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
her ankles.
why was the blond's belly button sore?
because her boyfriend was a blond too.
why did the blond tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
so her male would get delivered to the right box.
why did the blond steal the police car?
she saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche.
why did the blond get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
she blew it both times.
why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice in the super market?
because it said concentrate.
what did the blond say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"look, donut seeds!"
why was the blond upset when she got her driver's license?
because she got an F in sex.
did you hear about the blond who tried to blow up her husbands car?
she burned her lips on the tailpipe.
why does the blond have T.G.I.F. on her shirt's?
**** go in first.
what does the bermuda triangle and a blond have in common?
they both swallow a lot of sea men.
what does a blond put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
her ankles.
why was the blond's belly button sore?
because her boyfriend was a blond too.
why did the blond tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
so her male would get delivered to the right box.
why did the blond steal the police car?
she saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche.
why did the blond get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
she blew it both times.
why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice in the super market?
because it said concentrate.
what did the blond say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"look, donut seeds!"
why was the blond upset when she got her driver's license?
because she got an F in sex.
did you hear about the blond who tried to blow up her husbands car?
she burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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