BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN OHIO

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Ohio driver never
uses them.

2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you
and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody
else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you
have of getting hit.

4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it
and it will result in you being rear-ended.

5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that
your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake
pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch
your legs.=20

6. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good
way to scare people entering the highway.

7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and
are apparently not enforceable in Ohio during rush hour.

8. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or
move over doesn't mean that an Ohio driver flashing his high beams
behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

9. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even
someone changing a tire.

10. Learn to swerve abruptly. Ohio is the home of the high-speed slalom
driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts potholes in
key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.

11. It is traditional in Ohio to honk your horn at cars that don't move
the instant the light turns green.

12. Remember that the goal of every Ohio driver is to get there first by
whatever means necessary.

13. In the Ohio area, 'flipping someone the bird' is considered a polite
Ohio salute. This gesture should always be returned.

Just some help for you all if your ever in the wonderful state