New Law in Michigan: Effective Jan 1, 2008:

Just wanted to give you a warning if you are heading into Detroit on I-75. The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders.

For the first offense, they give you two Lions tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Be careful out there!

 

Then you be forced to use this pick-up line. (worked for me)

"Pardon me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

In order to get a date to go with you.

 

you're classy rick...

 

Royal Oak Bike Night is the reason behind this....when you have everyone from the Flint area heading south into Royal Oak most are going 90+mph, and more going alot faster.....But hey...its Thursday Night Bike Night....**** em if they can't take a joke.

 

I actually laughed at that...GJ wasnt expecting it...