I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight if I can find them again.

 

 

oh **** hahha that's good stuff

 

I was thinknig half way through where does say which Wal-Mart because I have nothing but free time.

 

that **** was posted on
fiddylife

 

Im in the same position

 

I was in your house last weekend remember, the last thing I was thinking you had was free time Rick.

 

Yeah well I dont have a woman and the house should be down in the next couple of weeks. Keri never did call me back. I don't need a relationship right now anyway.

 

I am with stupid on this one!

 

How are you going to break it to your hand?

 

bahaha FU! thats the best relationship i have had!!

 

I have yet to have my hand take anything yet, Like a house, truck, or money extorsion checks.

 

you should have just hired me to whack her for you. I'd call my old cement boss and find out where they have prepped a basement pour for the next day, then take her there at night and bury her, re-grade the pearock so it didnt look suspicious and go home to sleep. Those guys would pour a new basement floor the next day and ta da! problem solved.

 

thats funny ****, im goin shopping this weekend now

 

glad to see that you had it all planed out already... no wonder cuddles said yes....