ALCOHOL WARNINGS


WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an *******.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOU HEAD IN.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lea you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Zeus.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally “disappear”.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to actually lose your car.

 

 

 

beer, helping white guys dance since 1839

 

I must say I've experienced some of those ... LOL ...