Alcohol Warnings
08-18-2003, 10:36 AM
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Alcohol Warnings ALCOHOL WARNINGS
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an *******.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOU HEAD IN.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lea you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Zeus.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally “disappear”.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to actually lose your car.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an *******.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOU HEAD IN.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lea you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Zeus.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally “disappear”.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to actually lose your car.
I must say I've experienced some of those ... LOL ...
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