The Mistress

Old Feb 4, 2003 | 07:15 AM
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The Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when the absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouth kiss, then says she'll see him later, and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, ... I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies the husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti, or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Whose that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.




Old Feb 4, 2003 | 09:20 AM
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LMAO
Old Feb 4, 2003 | 09:25 AM
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Old Feb 4, 2003 | 09:53 AM
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That's fuggin hilarious!!!

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Dose that work
Old Feb 6, 2003 | 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by redcycler
Dose that work
probably in fantasy land....but with chicks these days, that wouldn't fly!!
Old Feb 6, 2003 | 05:49 PM
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do you think ladies could pull that off with their husbands? i think sooo
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