Thought this one suited todays way of things a bit....

Wendy


A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big French kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a
Divorce,"

I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the
garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

 

Damn

That would never happen in real life.... any chick now a days would have had that other girl on the ground by her hair beatin the **** outta her LOL

 

Exactly! I would have just grabbed her by the hair and slammed her head throu the glass window!


Wendy
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~Jutin & Wendy~
* June 4, 2005*

 

 

Well...it's true. F**K that girlie fighting, like scratching and pulling hair.



Wendy
________________
~Justin & Wendy~
* June 4, 2005 *

 

Girl fights are usually more violent than guys.

 

True...True

Wendy
________________
~Justin & Wendy~
* June 4, 2005 *

 

Girlz fight to the death! no holds barred, bare breasted, finger nail cuttin action!!

 

I would have beat the **** out of her!!! And then kicked him in the *****!!!