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Old 08-16-2005, 12:05 PM
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Talking johnny's frog

5 year old johnny strolls into a whorehouse with a long piece of string and a dead frog in tow.
he says to the mistress " i want the dirtiest, most disease infected ***** you have"
the mistress is shocked to hear this and asks for an explanation
little johnny says " well, imma have sex with her, go home, and have sex with my babysitter, when my daddy gets home he will sleep with the babysitter, and when mommy gets home, she'll sleep with daddy,
then when daddy goes to work in the morning, mommy will have sex with the mailman, AND THATS THE MOTHER****ER THAT RAN OVER MY PET FROG!!! "

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Old 08-16-2005, 05:02 PM
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hahaha thats great!
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HAHAHA i lol'd
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