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11-11-2004, 04:52 PM
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>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
>lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
>and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system
>whenever selected.
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
>my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
>7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
>Thanks, a Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>
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>
>REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men
>complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
>thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
>is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
>EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
>Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
>files from the system once installed!
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings- Alimony-Child
>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends
>to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
>programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
>the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
>additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
>"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
>lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
>and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system
>whenever selected.
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
>my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
>7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
>Thanks, a Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>
>______________________________________
>
>REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men
>complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
>thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
>is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
>EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
>Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
>files from the system once installed!
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings- Alimony-Child
>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends
>to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
>programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
>the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
>additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
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