A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get
the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. So he
drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope
around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,
the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the
meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The
chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the
farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he
stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my 'thingy'
and pull yourself up."

And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick
up chicks.

 

 

trueness!!!

 

 

next time someone says "wow, nice bike. You must get laid all the time with that" Tell 'em that joke and substitute motorcycle for BMW.