foxracinggirl

The Most Functional Word is....
Well, it's ****........That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the
English language.
Consider:
You can be **** faced, **** out of luck, or have
**** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for
your **** or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat **** and die.

Some people know their ****, while others can't tell
the difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky *****,
dumb *****,
crazy *****
and sweet *****.

There is bull ****,
horse **** and
chicken ****.

You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot ****,
or duck when **** hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like ****,
things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****,
have a mountain of ****,
or find yourself up a **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****
and other times you fall in a bucket of ****
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ****,
you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****!

rokurota

No ****!?!?!?!

Erika

Well....huh? Ain't that some ****???!!!

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