chicken joke
08-13-2003, 02:47 PM
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chicken joke
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
>>play together
>>
>>
>> > One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and
>>began to
>> >sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
>>go get the
>> >farmer for help!
>> >
>> >Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
>>searched and
>>
>>
>> >searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
>>with the
>> >only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
>>Z-3 series
>> >BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length
>>of rope,
>> >hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>> >
>> >Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
>>chicken
>> >arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
>>of rope
>> >the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
>>bumper of
>> >the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
>>the aid of
>>
>>
>> >the powerful car, rescued the horse!
>> >
>> >Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,
>>and the
>> >farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship
>>between the two
>> >animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
>> >
>> >A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
>>too, began
>> >to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>> >
>> >The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
>>puddle.
>> >Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and
>>he would
>> >then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and
>>the horse
>> >pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >The moral of the story?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up
>>chicks.
>>play together
>>
>>
>> > One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and
>>began to
>> >sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
>>go get the
>> >farmer for help!
>> >
>> >Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
>>searched and
>>
>>
>> >searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
>>with the
>> >only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
>>Z-3 series
>> >BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length
>>of rope,
>> >hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>> >
>> >Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
>>chicken
>> >arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
>>of rope
>> >the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
>>bumper of
>> >the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
>>the aid of
>>
>>
>> >the powerful car, rescued the horse!
>> >
>> >Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,
>>and the
>> >farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship
>>between the two
>> >animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
>> >
>> >A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
>>too, began
>> >to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>> >
>> >The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
>>puddle.
>> >Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and
>>he would
>> >then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and
>>the horse
>> >pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >The moral of the story?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up
>>chicks.
hung like a horse ha!!!! I have to use that one from now on!!!that's great! 
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