Use Of Condoms Explained

Old Aug 26, 2004 | 10:26 AM
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Use Of Condoms Explained

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son...Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "two for Friday, two
for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March...etc...
Old Aug 26, 2004 | 10:56 AM
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Re: Use Of Condoms Explained

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Old Aug 26, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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Good one
Old Aug 26, 2004 | 02:22 PM
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that was great
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Yet another reason I won't get married
Old Aug 27, 2004 | 05:33 PM
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that was good
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thats the truth.
Old Aug 28, 2004 | 04:46 PM
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what abput the 36 pack like i buy?
Old Aug 29, 2004 | 10:04 PM
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For blondes who use them as gloves.
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Re: Use Of Condoms Explained

Originally Posted by pimpnjoer1
what abput the 36 pack like i buy?
Those are for little boys with little *****' that think they have something to prove, and pretend they are something they're not on the internet.

Either that or your girl should get checked for std's
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lol....
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