Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says
to the other, "How's your sex life buddy?"

The other guy says, "Not too good. Every time me and my wife
have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It's very
frustrating."

The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have
the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol
under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply
fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got
all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years
ago."

The other guy says, "OK, I think I'll try that."

The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy says,
"How did you get on with the starter pistol?"

The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols!
Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost
interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just
like you said."

The first guy says, "So what happened?"

The other guy says, "She bit my ****, **** in my face, and a man
came out of the closet with his hands up!"

 

Laughing My *** off right now.... holy hell that was funny...

 

Holy F.uck!! I just choked

 

 

:YEAH

 

that was good, reminds me of Old School "I'm here for the gangbang"

 

That was funny ****! LOL

 

thats funny ****, i blew beer out my nose :YEAH

 

that was some funny ****!!!

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

That was fackin awsome

 

Havent seen that before, one of the funniest things ive seen posted up in a while...good post lmfao

 

If I had been eating or drinking when I read the ending...I'd be a dead man right now.

ROTFLMFAO

 

lol. that was really funny

 

was pretty hilarious

 

hahahaha

 

 

thats f-ing funny as ****