DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.................Slept with everyone

Athletic......................................No ****

Average looking....................Ugly

Beautiful..........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist.......................................... Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former ****

Fun..........................................Annoy ing

New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.............................No BJs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional....................................Bi tch

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?
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MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

that was soo funny

 

Today's Russian lesson: Nyet means дa

 

hmm that sounds familiar...

 

 

Nyet means no and дa (pronounced da) means yes in Russian. That crazy charactor is one of about 11 charactors that are different than the enlish alphabet you know. Russian letters/writing/words are known as cyrilic

 

never met anyone out of personal ads, but i wouldnt doubt it if every single one of those were true!

 

Language lesson for today is now dismissed

 

Schoooooooool's out foreeeeevverrr!!! Alice Cooper rules

 

those are pretty good bro