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From: Chelsea, Mi
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods
she went into the woods for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her "If you release me from this trap I will
grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog. The frog said "Thank you but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you
wish for your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That will be ok." For her first wish she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You realize that this will make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis that women will flock to."
The woman ! replied, "That will be ok because I will be the most
beautiful woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me." So
KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world and the frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in
the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman replied, "That will be ok because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine." So KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then enquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
them
she went into the woods for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her "If you release me from this trap I will
grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog. The frog said "Thank you but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you
wish for your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That will be ok." For her first wish she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You realize that this will make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis that women will flock to."
The woman ! replied, "That will be ok because I will be the most
beautiful woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me." So
KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world and the frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in
the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman replied, "That will be ok because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine." So KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then enquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
them
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