Dear Mom:

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Old 04-14-2004, 02:35 PM
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what is he doing?
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Dear Mom:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that mom, I'm
pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the
woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams. I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the
science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report
card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
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