Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really
needed a new robe.

After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the
Tailor.

So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein
prepare a new robe for Him.

A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on and it
was a perfect fit!

He asked how much He owed but Finkelstein brushed Him

off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God? There's no charge!

However, may I ask for a small favor?

Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just

mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor."

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the

virtues of His Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.

A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through

Jerusalem, He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop

and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and

as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him he said: "Jesus,

Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would

you consider a partnership?"

"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus &Finkelstein it is."

"Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein &Jesus.

After all, I am the craftsman."

The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long
and spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a
mutually
acceptable compromise.

A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.

Can you guess what it read??






LORD &TAILOR

 

Call me dense, but I don't get it.

 

Lord & Tailor is the name of a store

 

that was way too long

 

ic. The only store we have here in Montana is the General Store. The stage comes through 2 times a week, mail goes out on Mondays. This message has been delayed for your own protection