OH OH another Johnny Cheesedog i think this is #4
01-08-2003, 03:10 AM
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OH OH another Johnny Cheesedog i think this is #4
cheesedog: What? What are YOU talking about?
bitchin_christian: in the chatroom. you were talking about Jesus not loving you
cheesedog: Oh, that... what do you care?
bitchin_christian: Jesus loves everyone
cheesedog: Okay
bitchin_christian: he does
bitchin_christian: you don't believe me
cheesedog: Did I say that?
bitchin_christian: no
bitchin_christian: you didnt have to
cheesedog: Are you a C.P.?
bitchin_christian: what? whats a cp?
cheesedog: Christian Psychic.
bitchin_christian: No. why?
cheesedog: Nevermind.
bitchin_christian: why?
bitchin_christian: why did you ask me that?
cheesedog: No reason. Don't worry about it.
bitchin_christian: ok
bitchin_christian: are you a cp?
cheesedog: No, not hardly. I don't believe in god.
bitchin_christian: what? why are you here then
bitchin_christian: why would you say that
bitchin_christian: are you kidding
cheesedog: No, I'm not kidding.
cheesedog: I'm here because I was hoping someone could help me.
bitchin_christian: help you? how?
bitchin_christian: I'll try
cheesedog: How old are you?
bitchin_christian: why? i'm 19
cheesedog: I'm afraid you're too young.
bitchin_christian: too young for what?
bitchin_christian: what are you talking about?
cheesedog: I'm looking for someone who's been a christian for a while.
bitchin_christian: 19 years? that's nota while?
cheesedog: This is a serious matter.
cheesedog: I'm afraid you're too young to help. You wouldn't understand.
bitchin_christian: what are you talking about?
bitchin_christian: what wouldn't I understand?
cheesedog: I'm sorry. Really I am. It's hard to talk about it.
cheesedog: I don't want some kid laughing at me.
bitchin_christian: did something happen to you?
bitchin_christian: it's okay to talk about it.
bitchin_christian: i'm not a kid! i raised my brother and sister.
bitchin_christian: i grew up fast there were times I doubted Jesus.
bitchin_christian: But I always knew he loved me. he loves you too
cheesedog: Stop! Stop it!!!!
bitchin_christian: stop what?
bitchin_christian: are you there?
bitchin_christian: what happened?
bitchin_christian: sarah?
cheesedog: I'm here.
bitchin_christian: what happened? why did you tell me to stop?
cheesedog: I didn't.
bitchin_christian: yes you did. look
cheesedog: Oh. I did. Listen kid, I gotta go.
bitchin_christian: stop calling me a kid! where are you going?
cheesedog: I don't know. I need a beer.
bitchin_christian: you don't need a beer. you need jesus. i can help you why won't you tell me?
cheesedog: You can't help me. I've never told anyone.
cheesedog: I can't do this. Goodbye.
bitchin_christian: wait!!!
bitchin_christian: I want to help
bitchin_christian: you are hurting
bitchin_christian: that's why you drink beer
bitchin_christian: you need to numb the pain
cheesedog: You DO seem pretty mature… but I'm afraid.
bitchin_christian: don't be afraid. jesus will help you
cheesedog: I killed my little brother 15 years ago.
bitchin_christian: what? you did not. youre lieing
cheesedog: I wish I was lying. He was 4 years old. He would have been your age
cheesedog: … and I killed him!
cheesedog: God damn it, I’m crying.
cheesedog: oops, sorry
bitchin_christian: why?
bitchin_christian: how?
bitchin_christian: you're lieing
cheesedog: You know those blue things you put in the back of the toilet
cheesedog: to keep the bowl smelling clean?
bitchin_christian: yes
cheesedog: I told him it was a lollipop and he ate it.
bitchin_christian: no he didn't
cheesedog: Well, you're right. He didn't eat the whole thing.
bitchin_christian: this isn't funny
bitchin_christian: this is sick
bitchin_christian: are you serious?
cheesedog: He passed out and I got scared and put him in his bed.
cheesedog: His lips were all blue.
cheesedog: I was afraid I'd get in trouble, so I tried to clean it off.
cheesedog: Soap and water wouldn't work, so I got some bleach and poured it on a rag
cheesedog: luckily his face came clean.
bitchin_christian: youre not kidding?
cheesedog: Then I put a bottle of Draino by his bed.
cheesedog: I waited for my mom to get off work and by that time, he was dead.
cheesedog: Everyone thought he did it to himself.
bitchin_christian: this really happened? That’s awfull
cheesedog: I knew I shouldn’t have told you.
bitchin_christian: does your mom know you did it?
cheesedog: No. She never knew. No one knew. No one can help.
bitchin_christian: jesus can help you
bitchin_christian: he loves you anyway
cheesedog: Stop! Stop it!!!
bitchin_christian: Why?
cheesedog: I'm actually glad the little bastard is dead.
cheesedog: He was always trying to play with my barbies and ****.
cheesedog: Probably would have turned out queer anyway.
bitchin_christian: what?
bitchin_christian: what are you saying?
bitchin_christian: thats horrible
cheesedog: I'll tell you what's horrible.
cheesedog: They used the money that they were supposed to use for my braces on his casket.
cheesedog: I should have set his *** on fire in the woods somewhere.
cheesedog: Now I have crooked teeth!
bitchin_christian: you are not funny
cheesedog: I'm not trying to be. I wonder if I can pull it off again?
cheesedog: The neighbor's kid has really been getting on my nerves.
cheesedog: He came over to my house the other day and was trying to sell me ****...
cheesedog: ...so he could go on some trip with his church's youth group.
cheesedog: ******* idiot bastard!
bitchin_christian: I've leaving now
cheesedog: He'll probably turn out to be one of those preachers who molest little kids.
cheesedog: Why are you leaving?
cheesedog: I was starting to trust you!
bitchin_christian: you need help
cheesedog: Yeah, and you said you would help me.
cheesedog: You're a ******* liar.
cheesedog: That's why I hate Christians.
cheesedog: They're all a bunch of backstabbers and liars.
bitchin_christian: go drink your beer
bitchin_christian: i'll pray for you
cheesedog: I thought you were different.
cheesedog: Will you pray for the little boy next door instead?
bitchin_christian: I will pray for him to
cheesedog: Yeah, pray that the little ********** gets leukemia!
bitchin_christian: goodbye
cheesedog: No wait!! I can use your help.
cheesedog: Could I use you for a character witness?
cheesedog: I may need one
bitchin_christian: no goodbye
cheesedog: Are you busy this Sunday?
cheesedog: Where do you live?
cheesedog: Can I join your church?
bitchin_christian: <<has logged out>>
bitchin_christian: in the chatroom. you were talking about Jesus not loving you
cheesedog: Oh, that... what do you care?
bitchin_christian: Jesus loves everyone
cheesedog: Okay
bitchin_christian: he does
bitchin_christian: you don't believe me
cheesedog: Did I say that?
bitchin_christian: no
bitchin_christian: you didnt have to
cheesedog: Are you a C.P.?
bitchin_christian: what? whats a cp?
cheesedog: Christian Psychic.
bitchin_christian: No. why?
cheesedog: Nevermind.
bitchin_christian: why?
bitchin_christian: why did you ask me that?
cheesedog: No reason. Don't worry about it.
bitchin_christian: ok
bitchin_christian: are you a cp?
cheesedog: No, not hardly. I don't believe in god.
bitchin_christian: what? why are you here then
bitchin_christian: why would you say that
bitchin_christian: are you kidding
cheesedog: No, I'm not kidding.
cheesedog: I'm here because I was hoping someone could help me.
bitchin_christian: help you? how?
bitchin_christian: I'll try
cheesedog: How old are you?
bitchin_christian: why? i'm 19
cheesedog: I'm afraid you're too young.
bitchin_christian: too young for what?
bitchin_christian: what are you talking about?
cheesedog: I'm looking for someone who's been a christian for a while.
bitchin_christian: 19 years? that's nota while?
cheesedog: This is a serious matter.
cheesedog: I'm afraid you're too young to help. You wouldn't understand.
bitchin_christian: what are you talking about?
bitchin_christian: what wouldn't I understand?
cheesedog: I'm sorry. Really I am. It's hard to talk about it.
cheesedog: I don't want some kid laughing at me.
bitchin_christian: did something happen to you?
bitchin_christian: it's okay to talk about it.
bitchin_christian: i'm not a kid! i raised my brother and sister.
bitchin_christian: i grew up fast there were times I doubted Jesus.
bitchin_christian: But I always knew he loved me. he loves you too
cheesedog: Stop! Stop it!!!!
bitchin_christian: stop what?
bitchin_christian: are you there?
bitchin_christian: what happened?
bitchin_christian: sarah?
cheesedog: I'm here.
bitchin_christian: what happened? why did you tell me to stop?
cheesedog: I didn't.
bitchin_christian: yes you did. look
cheesedog: Oh. I did. Listen kid, I gotta go.
bitchin_christian: stop calling me a kid! where are you going?
cheesedog: I don't know. I need a beer.
bitchin_christian: you don't need a beer. you need jesus. i can help you why won't you tell me?
cheesedog: You can't help me. I've never told anyone.
cheesedog: I can't do this. Goodbye.
bitchin_christian: wait!!!
bitchin_christian: I want to help
bitchin_christian: you are hurting
bitchin_christian: that's why you drink beer
bitchin_christian: you need to numb the pain
cheesedog: You DO seem pretty mature… but I'm afraid.
bitchin_christian: don't be afraid. jesus will help you
cheesedog: I killed my little brother 15 years ago.
bitchin_christian: what? you did not. youre lieing
cheesedog: I wish I was lying. He was 4 years old. He would have been your age
cheesedog: … and I killed him!
cheesedog: God damn it, I’m crying.
cheesedog: oops, sorry
bitchin_christian: why?
bitchin_christian: how?
bitchin_christian: you're lieing
cheesedog: You know those blue things you put in the back of the toilet
cheesedog: to keep the bowl smelling clean?
bitchin_christian: yes
cheesedog: I told him it was a lollipop and he ate it.
bitchin_christian: no he didn't
cheesedog: Well, you're right. He didn't eat the whole thing.
bitchin_christian: this isn't funny
bitchin_christian: this is sick
bitchin_christian: are you serious?
cheesedog: He passed out and I got scared and put him in his bed.
cheesedog: His lips were all blue.
cheesedog: I was afraid I'd get in trouble, so I tried to clean it off.
cheesedog: Soap and water wouldn't work, so I got some bleach and poured it on a rag
cheesedog: luckily his face came clean.
bitchin_christian: youre not kidding?
cheesedog: Then I put a bottle of Draino by his bed.
cheesedog: I waited for my mom to get off work and by that time, he was dead.
cheesedog: Everyone thought he did it to himself.
bitchin_christian: this really happened? That’s awfull
cheesedog: I knew I shouldn’t have told you.
bitchin_christian: does your mom know you did it?
cheesedog: No. She never knew. No one knew. No one can help.
bitchin_christian: jesus can help you
bitchin_christian: he loves you anyway
cheesedog: Stop! Stop it!!!
bitchin_christian: Why?
cheesedog: I'm actually glad the little bastard is dead.
cheesedog: He was always trying to play with my barbies and ****.
cheesedog: Probably would have turned out queer anyway.
bitchin_christian: what?
bitchin_christian: what are you saying?
bitchin_christian: thats horrible
cheesedog: I'll tell you what's horrible.
cheesedog: They used the money that they were supposed to use for my braces on his casket.
cheesedog: I should have set his *** on fire in the woods somewhere.
cheesedog: Now I have crooked teeth!
bitchin_christian: you are not funny
cheesedog: I'm not trying to be. I wonder if I can pull it off again?
cheesedog: The neighbor's kid has really been getting on my nerves.
cheesedog: He came over to my house the other day and was trying to sell me ****...
cheesedog: ...so he could go on some trip with his church's youth group.
cheesedog: ******* idiot bastard!
bitchin_christian: I've leaving now
cheesedog: He'll probably turn out to be one of those preachers who molest little kids.
cheesedog: Why are you leaving?
cheesedog: I was starting to trust you!
bitchin_christian: you need help
cheesedog: Yeah, and you said you would help me.
cheesedog: You're a ******* liar.
cheesedog: That's why I hate Christians.
cheesedog: They're all a bunch of backstabbers and liars.
bitchin_christian: go drink your beer
bitchin_christian: i'll pray for you
cheesedog: I thought you were different.
cheesedog: Will you pray for the little boy next door instead?
bitchin_christian: I will pray for him to
cheesedog: Yeah, pray that the little ********** gets leukemia!
bitchin_christian: goodbye
cheesedog: No wait!! I can use your help.
cheesedog: Could I use you for a character witness?
cheesedog: I may need one
bitchin_christian: no goodbye
cheesedog: Are you busy this Sunday?
cheesedog: Where do you live?
cheesedog: Can I join your church?
bitchin_christian: <<has logged out>>
01-08-2003, 03:20 AM
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bitchin_christian: jesus can help you
bitchin_christian: he loves you anyway
cheesedog: Stop! Stop it!!!
bitchin_christian: Why?
cheesedog: I'm actually glad the little bastard is dead.
cheesedog: He was always trying to play with my barbies and ****.
cheesedog: Probably would have turned out queer anyway.
nick this is true isnt it except it was u playin with ur sisters barbies???????????????
that **** was ****** hilarious
bitchin_christian: he loves you anyway
cheesedog: Stop! Stop it!!!
bitchin_christian: Why?
cheesedog: I'm actually glad the little bastard is dead.
cheesedog: He was always trying to play with my barbies and ****.
cheesedog: Probably would have turned out queer anyway.
nick this is true isnt it except it was u playin with ur sisters barbies???????????????
that **** was ****** hilarious
01-09-2003, 08:00 AM
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So this is how my cousin spends his spare time... I think you need your drums back or something... j/k That was some funny shiznit. I have no remorse for anyone that can't practice what they preach. We do need to hook-up for a beer or 5 one of these nights. I have a new cell with the same number. My old cell had a little accident and the screen's cracked so I can't read your number off it to call ya, or atleast not until I can have it fixed or the chip put ina different phone. Call me focker.
01-09-2003, 09:39 AM
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Cheese Dawg Rocks!!
Cheeese dawg is the ****!! Aren't you scared you might get into trouble?? Just wondering if they could trace it back to you and you get into trouble. It's funny ****! Real funny. I wanna do it. You can tell you put thought into it. Setting the people up. It Fucken kills me.
01-09-2003, 11:27 AM
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actually i didnt do this one. but i couldnt resist posting it. im glad everyone likes it hopefully it draws people to our board. be on the lookout for j. cheesedog #5
01-09-2003, 12:33 PM
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I had some good ones cheesedog like but they got deleted. Oh wait no those were ones that I was trying to hook up 2 strangers so I could be in a 3some nevermind 
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