This Lawyer moves to a small town in Louisiana from New York. A Louisiana native was driving by the lawyers house and spots these two ducks, he gets out of his truck and shoots them. The lawyer comes out and sees this southern guy in his yard picking up the dead ducks and tells him to leave them there and get out of his yard or he would sue the guy for tresspassing. The LA native asks the guy
"you are not from around here are ya?" the lawyer sais "how do you know that?"

*Native:"cause that ain't how we do things around here"

*Lawyer:"So whats the difference?"

*Native:"Around here we have the three kick rule"

*Lawyer:"Whats "the three kick rule"?"

*Native:" We Kick eachother three times in the crotch, first one to give up loses!"

The lawyer thinking hes a badass sais "OK"
So the Native sais "I get to go first though." So the Native kicks the lawyer three times in the groin and the lawyer falls, after a short while stands up with tears in his eyes and sais "OK my turn"

Native:"No I give up you win!"