A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, “Have
you done your chores yet?” “'No,” replies the boy, “but could I have
breakfast first?” “You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken
coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs.”

The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When he is
finished he he kicks a chicken. Next, we walks to the barn and takes
out the old milking cow. After milking her thoroughly, he kicks her. Then
the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs. Once he is done he kicks a
pig.

Finally, the boy runs back to his house, very hungry. His mother gives
him a plate with nothing on it but an apple. Disappointed, the boy
says, “Where's my eggs, my milk and my sausage?” “Well, ” says his mother,
“I saw you kick a chicken, so now you don't get eggs. I saw you kick
the cow, so now you don't get milk. I saw you kick the pig, so now you
don't get any sausage.”

Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat. The boy says to
his mother, “Should I tell him now, or do you want to?”

 

sweet