More Torture for Telemarketers
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More Torture for Telemarketers
1.Speak a mixture of diffrent laguages that sound similar, mixed with similar words of no meaning and the odd foreign sounding elgish word- like placenta or colon.
2.Say: "Mom, is that you" in a poorly childs voice and moan you haven't eaten for three days and the neighbours are talking about an accident.
3.Claim you can't talk now your social worker won't let you near blunt objects.
4.Ask if they do a service in a correctinal insitute.
5.Say just a sec and go have a loud and lenghty bowel movement.
6.Jack off, with breathing sounds
7.Do a Dustin Hoffman out of "rainman"
8.Keep asking how they got this number- stressing if they said anything men in white coats would be with them within 5 minutes
9.Put on a cd and place the phone next to the speakers. (this way even if they hang up they can't make another call)
10.Let of some firecrackers and hurl mince meat mixed with vaslaine at a near-by surface
11.Tell her in a southern accent that your sister needs you and start to breath a bit more heavliy-letting of the odd "Harder bytch or i'll hit yer ova the hed agaain..."
12.Lick the phone
13.if its cordless shove in down your boxers and leave it there
14.play some **** vids and leave the line open
15.chuck the nearest knife at the wall leave it to stop vibrating and hang up
16.Cry claiming you don't want to die, or "I want the pain to end"
17.Ask them if they think Michel Jackson would sleep over?
18.Say "Hang on a sec- i'm in real pain **** these heamroids"
19.Ask them what their wearing.
20. Ask if you can get AIDs over the phone.
21. Answer (your town) Morgue how can i help- have mate in backround having a GOOD time.
22. (for the British and maybe Amercians) pretend to be Avid Merrion- any of his other charecters will do.
23.Say "WHAT!!!! I own that ****ing company!!! You are going to pay these Vigra don't come cheap you ****er!!!!
24. Be Ali G
25. Claim to be another telemarker and exchange a lenghty and pointless conversation about the finer points of phone salesmanship- bore them to death.
26. Pretned to be in the middle of Jermanji.
27. Be deaf
28. Turn everything they say into flirting- "Hi I'm Carman for West pine Electrcity may i intrest you in our new pay plan." "Well...Carman...Maybe i'll intrest you......in my pay plan.;-)
29. Whisper to someone behind you- "trace it quick, it's them!"
30. Say in a Northen British accent- "I'll ****ing nut you, I'm going to rip your head of and **** down your neck- I'll force feed you your own *********/nipples (hang up)
2.Say: "Mom, is that you" in a poorly childs voice and moan you haven't eaten for three days and the neighbours are talking about an accident.
3.Claim you can't talk now your social worker won't let you near blunt objects.
4.Ask if they do a service in a correctinal insitute.
5.Say just a sec and go have a loud and lenghty bowel movement.
6.Jack off, with breathing sounds
7.Do a Dustin Hoffman out of "rainman"
8.Keep asking how they got this number- stressing if they said anything men in white coats would be with them within 5 minutes
9.Put on a cd and place the phone next to the speakers. (this way even if they hang up they can't make another call)
10.Let of some firecrackers and hurl mince meat mixed with vaslaine at a near-by surface
11.Tell her in a southern accent that your sister needs you and start to breath a bit more heavliy-letting of the odd "Harder bytch or i'll hit yer ova the hed agaain..."
12.Lick the phone
13.if its cordless shove in down your boxers and leave it there
14.play some **** vids and leave the line open
15.chuck the nearest knife at the wall leave it to stop vibrating and hang up
16.Cry claiming you don't want to die, or "I want the pain to end"
17.Ask them if they think Michel Jackson would sleep over?
18.Say "Hang on a sec- i'm in real pain **** these heamroids"
19.Ask them what their wearing.
20. Ask if you can get AIDs over the phone.
21. Answer (your town) Morgue how can i help- have mate in backround having a GOOD time.
22. (for the British and maybe Amercians) pretend to be Avid Merrion- any of his other charecters will do.
23.Say "WHAT!!!! I own that ****ing company!!! You are going to pay these Vigra don't come cheap you ****er!!!!
24. Be Ali G
25. Claim to be another telemarker and exchange a lenghty and pointless conversation about the finer points of phone salesmanship- bore them to death.
26. Pretned to be in the middle of Jermanji.
27. Be deaf
28. Turn everything they say into flirting- "Hi I'm Carman for West pine Electrcity may i intrest you in our new pay plan." "Well...Carman...Maybe i'll intrest you......in my pay plan.;-)
29. Whisper to someone behind you- "trace it quick, it's them!"
30. Say in a Northen British accent- "I'll ****ing nut you, I'm going to rip your head of and **** down your neck- I'll force feed you your own *********/nipples (hang up)
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From: Kingston, NH
Originally posted by onsomething
HAHA I just tried the "Quick trace it, it's them" today after I read your post. Unfortunately it didn't work cause the telemarketer didn't speak english so well.
HAHA I just tried the "Quick trace it, it's them" today after I read your post. Unfortunately it didn't work cause the telemarketer didn't speak english so well.
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