1. Excitable: shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable: joins friends in **** whether he has to or not.
3. Crosseyed: looks into next urinal to see how other guy is fixed.
4. Timid: cannot **** if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent: all urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever: no hands, fixes tie, looks around, and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried: not sure of where he's been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous: plays stream up, down, and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. Absent-minded: opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish: pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles.
11. Sneak: farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows next guy will be blamed.
12. Patient: stands very close for a long while, reads with free hand.
13. Desperate: waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough: bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. Efficient: waits till he has to crap, then does both.
16. Fat: backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
17. Little: stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk: holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled: stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited: holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

 

lmao

 

NUM. 11

 

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Have never been to a mens urinal ... But it is nice to know what I would find there ... LOL ... Thanks!!!

 

LMFAO!!