GRSiK26

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small
> house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese
> man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me
> up for the night?"
>
> "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so
> much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three
> worst Chinese tortures known to man."
>
> "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
> well, and entered the house.
>
> Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
> beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to
> the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the
> meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to
> bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and
> sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep
> everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back
> to his room, exhausted, but happy.
>
> He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a
> large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture
> 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If
> that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry
> about."
>
> He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
> boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read:
> "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ********."
>
> In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting
> close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones were better than
> castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he
> plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
> "Chinese Torture 3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."

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Ice_Maiden

bigwhiteboy

ouch!!!

Emrock

LMAO