1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
> EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
> 5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
> (because they don't have penises to put them in)
>
> 6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
> (they're intended for children, but men usually play
> with them)
>
> 7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their ***** fall over their ******** and they
> vapor lock)
>
> ~~~You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
>
> 8. WHY DO MEN **********?
> (it is sex with someone they love)
>
> 9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
>
> 10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
> (so he can tell if he's coming or going)
>
> 12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
> DOWN?
> (???, it's never happened)

 

Well if some WOMAN I knew would stop talking chit about us, we might love them too. LOL

 

regarding the one with the male brain and the *****:

 

so wrong

 

wah wah wah.....want a tissue?

 

I was watching the Chris Rock show tonight. He's like 'men get no respect.. noone helps the old man cross the street, they'll help a little old lady cross though.. also when you go to a homeless shelter, you never hear"he should just LEAVE HER"...and when you see a homeless man with a dog, who do you feel sorry for? THE DOG!

 

chris rock is the man! he's so funny cause what he says is so true and he's not afraid to tell it like it is.

 

I put a lot of putting down men stuff huh? well TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!! cause you men talk about women just as much!! I put a few putting down women up for you guys

 

Well if you woman would show some love, the sex might be better! LOL Thats my motto: If she's a bitch, I worry about myself, If she isn't then I worry about her. When it comes to sex that is. LOL

 

Yeah please? Can you call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE too? LOL

 

thats nice... I'm not a bitch... I will be if someone pisses me off... But My boyfrined makes sure I get mine everytime!!! and we have nothing but LOVE for each other

 

blah blah blah

 

yeah yeah yeah... I just realized who you were hehe