these are written by me so they're not as funny.

You're a stunt freak if:

if your rear sprocket is bigger than your rear wheel.
if your rear sprocket is so big that you can't take off on 2 wheels anymore, nomatter how hard you try.
if your exhaust is smaller than a pepsi can.
if you take your video camera with you when you go shopping for groceries so you can tape your stunts.
if no insurance company would even answer your calls anymore.
if the local council invented a "stunt strip" to keep you off Main St.
if you can fill up your flat gass tank with only $1.
if your traffic tickets take up a whole room at the courthouse.
if you have ever invented an offence.
if you need new rear tires as often as you need gas.
if you introduce yourself as "First and Last name, from *Your stunt team*" when you go to a job interview.
if you totaled so many bikes that the Salvage Yard named their new branch after you
if half of the parts sold in salvage yards came from your bikes.
if every insurance company you've been with went bankrupt because of you.
if the local Salvage Yards businesses depend on you for survival
if your insurance Claims Department is #1 on your speed dial.

 

hehehehe - I found them funny