friday funnies 12/17
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friday funnies 12/17
Chinese Sick Leave
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house
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Re: friday funnies 12/17
a man walks into a watch store and goes up to the counter. the lady behind the counter asks if she can help him. the man whips out his **** and smacks it down on the counter and said, "yeah, can you put two hands and a face on this!" 
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Re: friday funnies 12/17
Originally Posted by verticalfrank
Chinese Sick Leave
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house
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Re: friday funnies 12/17
A man is sitting a the lunch table the day after christmas. Everyone is talking about what gifts they got their wives and girlfriends for christmas. John looks at everyone and tells them he got his girlfriend a diamond engagement ring. One of his co-workers looks over at him and said "I thought she wanted a Ford F150?" John looks back at him and says, "yes, but you can't buy a fake F150"
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