Newlyweds
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Newlyweds
A man and a woman are staying at a hotel for their honeymoon.
It's their first night of being together as man and wife.
The man sits on the bed and takes off his pants.
He throws his pants to his wife and says, "Here hunny, put these on."
The wife slides into the pants and holds them up saying,
"Oh hunny, I could never wear your pants. They're just too big."
To this the husband replies,"That's right and don't you forget it! I
WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS MARRIAGE!"
To this the wife takes off her panties and throws
them at her husband saying, "Here! Put these on!"
The husband laughs and says, "I can't get into your panties..."
To this the wife screams, "That's right and that's how it's
gonna be until you CHANGE YOUR DAMN ATTITUDE!"
It's their first night of being together as man and wife.
The man sits on the bed and takes off his pants.
He throws his pants to his wife and says, "Here hunny, put these on."
The wife slides into the pants and holds them up saying,
"Oh hunny, I could never wear your pants. They're just too big."
To this the husband replies,"That's right and don't you forget it! I
WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS MARRIAGE!"
To this the wife takes off her panties and throws
them at her husband saying, "Here! Put these on!"
The husband laughs and says, "I can't get into your panties..."
To this the wife screams, "That's right and that's how it's
gonna be until you CHANGE YOUR DAMN ATTITUDE!"
YEAH 
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