I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following
reasons:

**I do physical labor.

**I work at great depths.

**I plunge head first into everything I do.

**I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

**I work in a damp environment.

**I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.

**I work in high temperatures.

**My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

________________________________________________
Dear *****,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have
raised, the management denies your request for the
following reasons:

**You do not work 8 hours straight.

**You fall asleep after brief work periods.

**You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.

**You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations.

**You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

**You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.

**You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

**You will retire well before you are 65.

**You are unable to work double shifts.

**You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking
bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

 

 

Thats great

 

 

 

thats funny

 

and true

 

haha old but good