19 thingsto do in the bathroom
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19 thingsto do in the bathroom
19 things to do in the bathroom stall
>
> Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate
>
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> 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I
> borrow a
> highlighter?"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
> silence with a bodily function noise
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!"
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> *
> 6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
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> *
> 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
> a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
> relaxingly.
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
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> *
> 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
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> *
> 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it
> erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
> yelling,"Whoa!" Easy boy !!"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a
> wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your
> neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back
> over here, please?
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
> Now what am I gonna do?"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
> butt cheeks.
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
> "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to
> the adjacent stall.
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust
> it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
> "Born Free"
> **************************************************
>
> Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate
>
> ************************************************** ********************
> 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I
> borrow a
> highlighter?"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
> silence with a bodily function noise
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
> a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
> relaxingly.
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it
> erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
> yelling,"Whoa!" Easy boy !!"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a
> wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your
> neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back
> over here, please?
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
> Now what am I gonna do?"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
> butt cheeks.
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
> "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to
> the adjacent stall.
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust
> it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
> ************************************************** ************************
> *
> 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
> "Born Free"
> **************************************************
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