3 Little Words
10-31-2002, 12:44 PM
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3 Little Words
The three little words are:
"Hold On, Please."
Saying this while putting down your phone and walking off instead of hanging up immediately would make each telemarketing call so time-consuming that boiler rooms would grind to a halt. When you eventually hear the phone company's beep-beep-beep tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. This might be one of those articles you'll want to e-mail to your friends. "Three little words" that ELIMINATE telephone soliciting.
OTHER GOOD IDEAS:
When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment let the companies throw them away.
When you get those "pre approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it
in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send the pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can send it back EMPTY if you want to just to keep them guessing!
Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and the best of it is that they're paying for
it! .............. Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!
"Hold On, Please."
Saying this while putting down your phone and walking off instead of hanging up immediately would make each telemarketing call so time-consuming that boiler rooms would grind to a halt. When you eventually hear the phone company's beep-beep-beep tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. This might be one of those articles you'll want to e-mail to your friends. "Three little words" that ELIMINATE telephone soliciting.
OTHER GOOD IDEAS:
When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment let the companies throw them away.
When you get those "pre approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it
in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send the pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can send it back EMPTY if you want to just to keep them guessing!
Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and the best of it is that they're paying for
it! .............. Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!
03-16-2007, 10:35 AM
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04-05-2007, 11:42 PM
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Re: 3 Little Words
Lmao thank you.
04-06-2007, 02:43 AM
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Re: 3 Little Words
Well I've sent back abunch of crap in the last few days.....And it feels GOOD!!!! I wonder how many pre paid envolopes get stuffed with the ads and sent back? Leta all do are part and keep the post office busy mabey it will help slow down the next rate hike.
And yes I know I'm an a$$hole for returning my junk mail but like I said its kinda fun you should try it sometime!!!
And yes I know I'm an a$$hole for returning my junk mail but like I said its kinda fun you should try it sometime!!!
05-15-2007, 09:59 AM
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Re: 3 Little Words thats some good *** ideas........im gonna do everything u say......thanx.......but instead of returning their **** im goin to put some pictures of gay **** and send it...
05-18-2007, 11:08 PM
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