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Old 01-16-2009, 05:08 PM
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it ant looking to good, they just replaced the rose garden at the white house with a watermelon patch

a wife says 2 her husband ur boss called and said you got fired, the husband says **** him! she says i did and you go back to work monday

sex professor ask. do you know what your ******* is doing while your having a orgasm? women replies probably out riding bikes with his buddies

hey dont worry about the election. 4 years is entirely to long for any black guy to hold a job

a wife says to her husband a bull can **** 3000 times a year. why cant you? husband replys. ask the bull if he is ******* the same cow

what do fat chicks and a pallet of shingles have in common................. a 99% chance of being nailed by a mexican

a wife is naked in front of the mirror and says to her husband... i feel fat and ugly please give me a compliment... he says well, bitchu got perfect vision
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Old 01-16-2009, 05:19 PM
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just got this one from two diff chicks a min ago


"what sex position makes the sexiest child?if you dont know ask my parents. hahaha keep this going if you know u look GOOD!"
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three life truths:
1. you cant lick all your teeth with your tounge
2. your a retard for trying
3.your laughing right now cause you just tried(your u fuggin retard)
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by K5 View Post
three life truths:
1. you cant lick all your teeth with your tounge
2. your a retard for trying
3.your laughing right now cause you just tried(your u fuggin retard)
Got dammit...


I had a handful but i deleted them all a few hours ago, i will check in when i get some more...
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:38 AM
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it ant looking to good, they just replaced the rose garden at the white house with a watermelon patch

a wife says 2 her husband ur boss called and said you got fired, the husband says **** him! she says i did and you go back to work monday

sex professor ask. do you know what your ******* is doing while your having a orgasm? women replies probably out riding bikes with his buddies

hey dont worry about the election. 4 years is entirely to long for any black guy to hold a job

a wife says to her husband a bull can **** 3000 times a year. why cant you? husband replys. ask the bull if he is ******* the same cow

what do fat chicks and a pallet of shingles have in common................. a 99% chance of being nailed by a mexican

a wife is naked in front of the mirror and says to her husband... i feel fat and ugly please give me a compliment... he says well, bitchu got perfect vision
good ****
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:29 PM
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obama told Fox news that there are not enough black americans on tv, so Fox has agreed to run Americas Most Wanted 5 nights a week
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Cinderella was fired from Disney today.... she was caught bouncin up and down on pinnochios face screaming, LIE MOTHER ****** LIE!!!!
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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Originally Posted by K5 View Post
three life truths:
1. you cant lick all your teeth with your tounge
2. your a retard for trying
3.your laughing right now cause you just tried(your u fuggin retard)
I just tried, and I can easily do it. Im a double retard
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Old 01-29-2009, 08:37 PM
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obama told Fox news that there are not enough black americans on tv, so Fox has agreed to run Americas Most Wanted 5 nights a week
bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhah that shyts funny
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Old 01-31-2009, 06:14 PM
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Sent right after the election:

"Did you hear? They're replacing the Statue of Liberty with Aunt Jemima holding a chicken wing."
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:36 AM
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dude asks a chick at the bar if he can buy her a drink. She says no alcohol is bad for my legs, why? do they swell? she says no they spread.
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Old 02-16-2009, 01:57 AM
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Say ADDICTED after every question u read:
Drugs?
Alcohol?
Sex?
What hit u in the face last night?
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Old 02-16-2009, 02:21 AM
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got this one from some boys in san diego

how do you keep a raider fan from masturbating?

paint his dick blue and gold and he wont beat it for 5 years
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:30 PM
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the irony of a ******* is that even though you've got yout girl kneeling at your feet, she still has you by the *****
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playboy mag just offered sarah palin one million dollars to pose nude. michelle obama recived the same offer from national geographic
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a guy had a girlfriend that loved to stroke his ***** after sex. one day he asked her why she did it. she said because i miss mine
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a man gets his dick sunburned. his buddy tells him to stick it a glass of milk. his blonde girlfriend walks in and says oh my god.... so thats how you reload it
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Old 02-17-2009, 02:02 AM
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Dr. tells white guy ur wife had triplets, he says im not surprised, i got a **** like a chimney. Dr. says u better clean it, your kids are black.
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Old 02-17-2009, 02:15 AM
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I'm just letting all my friends know that I no longer want to recieve text messages containing racial jokes. Racism is a crime....and crime is for black people.

Racist as hell but it made me laugh. (And, despite being from Arkansas, this is NOT the way I think!!!)
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I'm just letting all my friends know that I no longer want to recieve text messages containing racial jokes. Racism is a crime....and crime is for black people.

Racist as hell but it made me laugh. (And, despite being from Arkansas, this is NOT the way I think!!!)
I hate Racism and N igger s
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