This koala picks up a prostitute. Without a words negotiation, they go to a hotel and the koala goes down on the prostitute. After a couple minutes the koala puts on his jacket and starts to leave. The prostitute asks, "what the hell do you think you are doing? You've gotta pay me! I'm a prostitute! Don't you know what that is? It means I get paid for sex!"
The koala says, "Yeah, but I am a Koala bear. Don't you know what that is? It means I am a small marsupial who eats bushes and leaves!"

 

:YEAH :YEAH I loved it! I am part koala! but hell with the leave part!