NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement

Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.

I cant be fired,slaves are sold.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.

Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)

Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.

90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up)

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.

The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

wtf dude?

 

I guess you had to be there

 

I don't think that the boss would like that too much