4 guys go golfing on a sunny afternoon. They all get out to the tee-box and one of the guys forgot to grab some *****, so he went back to the pro-shop. The rest of the guys waited in the mean time.

So the 1st guy says, "you know.. I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm really proud of my son. He's so successful, he owns his own car dealership. He told his best friend he could pick any car out on the lot, any car at all, and he'd buy it for him." The other 2 men were happy, "good for your son" they said.

The 2nd guy says, "well, I don't mean to brag either but my son is a bit more successful, he owns his own real estate business. He told his best friend that he could pick out any house he has on the market and he would buy if for him." The other 2 men were happy, "good for your son" they said.

3rd guy says, "well, I don't mean to brag but my son is even more successful than both your sons. He's a stock broker and he told his friend to invest $10,000.... so his friend did and he turned it into a million dollars." The other 2 men were happy, "good for your son" they said.

The 4th guy returns from the pro-shop and says, "Sorry about that, what are you guys talking about?"

The other men reply, "We were talking about how successful our sons are... how about your son?"

The 4th guy replies, "Well, I kind of got the short end of the stick on this one... he's GAY. But, I guess it really works out for him b/c he sucks guys ****s and one guy bought him a car, another guy bought him a house, and this stock broker made him a million dollars".

:YEAH

 

oh wow....thats pretty funny.

 

hahahahaha good one

 

funnnnyyyy

 

That was pretty good..

 

HAHah pretty good