> > Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very
> Well Waking Up That
> > Morning.
> >
> > I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife
> Would Be Pleasant And
> Say,
> > "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For
> Me.
> >
> > As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning,
> Let Alone "happy
> Birthday."
> >
> > I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But
> The Kids Will Remember.
> >
> > My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word.
> >
> > So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling
> Pretty Low And Somewhat
> > Despondent.
> >
> > As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary, Jane
> Said, "good Morning,
> Boss,
> > Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At
> Least Someone Had
> > Remembered.
> >
> > I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked
> On My Door And Said,
> "you
> > Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's
> Your Birthday, Let's
> Go
> > Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
> >
> > I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Th Ing
> I've Heard All
> Day. Let's
> > Go!"
> >
> > We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We
> Normally Would Go. We Dined
> > Instead At A Little Place With A
> Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And
> > I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously.
> >
> > On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you
> Know, It's Such A
> Beautiful
> > Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do
> We?"
> >
> > I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In
> Mind?"
> >
> > She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."
> >
> > After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me
> And Said, "boss, If
> You
> > Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For
> A Moment. I'll Be
> Right
> > Back."
> >
> > "ok." I Nervously Replied.
> >
> > She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A
> Couple Of Minutes; She Came Out
> > Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
> > Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My
> Friends And Co-workers, All
> > Singing "happy Birthday".
> >
> > And I Just Sat There...
> >
> > On The Couch...
> >
> > Naked

 

ha! thats pretty good

 

ahahahahahaha

 

lmao!

 

a lawyer says to his law partener "Are you nailing the new secretary?" he says no, the lawyer responds"then you fire her"

 

That was Good !!!!!
hahahahaha

 

Lol

 

 

hahahahaha:YEAH

 

that was a good one!!

 

good one