LITTLE LEROY
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his
> > > mother was making dinner.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > His birthday was coming up and he thought this was
> > > a good time to tell his
> > > > mother what he wanted.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy
> > > was a bit of a
> > > > troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school
> > > and at home.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved
> > > to get a bike for his
> > > > birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted
> > > him to reflect on his
> > > > behavior over the last year and write a letter to
> > > God and tell him why he
> > > > deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy
> > > stomped up the steps to his
> > > > room and sat down to write God a letter.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > LETTER 1:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dear God,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I have been a very good boy this year and I would
> > > like a bike for my
> > > > birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a
> > > very good boy this year, so
> > > > he tore up the letter and started over.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > LETTER 2:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dear God,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty
> > > good boy this year, and I
> > > > would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you,
> > > Leroy
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the
> > > letter and started
> > > > again.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > LETTER 3:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dear God,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I have been an OK boy this year and I would really
> > > like a red bike for my
> > > > birthday. Leroy
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God
> > > either, so he wrote
> > > > another letter.
> > > >
> > > > LETTER 4:
> > > >
> > > > Dear God,
> > > >
> > > > I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
> > > very sorry. I will be a
> > > > good boy if you just send me a red bike for my
> > > birthday. Thank you, Leroy
> > > >
> > > > Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was
> > > not going to get him a
> > > > bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went
> > > downstairs and told his mother
> > > > he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought
> > > her plan had worked
> > > > because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in
> > > time for dinner," his
mother said.
> > > >
> > > > Leroy walked down the street to the church and up
> > > to the altar. He looked
> > > > around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a
> > > statue of the Virgin
> > > > Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out
> > > of the church, down the
> > > > street, into his house, and up to his room. He
> > > shut the door to His room
> > > > and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
> > > Leroy began to write his
> > > > letter to God.
> > > >
> > > > LETTER 5:
> > > >
> > > > I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
> > > AGAIN,SEND THE BIKE.
> > > >
> > > > Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

 

That was one of the best ive ever seen on here!!!! A must read!!!!

 

little kids these days haha, definatly a good one!

 

HAHAHA, that was good!!

 

HaHaHaHA SHIBBY!!!!!!!!!!!