~Carms~

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and
sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours: green,
red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young
man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old
man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my kid."

STNG

Gross thought but comical none the less