that one's the best.

 

No your sig...."ride with a homongous bulge in my pants" is the best..... that **** had me rollin when i seen it....

 

Well your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans.

 

DAAAAMMMNNN. that **** was ****ing hilarious.

 

thats cold man...lol

your moms booties so low when she walks it covers her tracks...

your moms so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i said what you doin? she said....Moving..

 

The question is, who can pull this off when Dozens start flying....

momma's so fat, Nasa got satelites orbiting her
Momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
momma's so fat, she sat on my nintendo, it turned into a gameboy
mom's like a bubble gum machine, 25 cents a blow
yo momma got one leg, we call her hip hop
Momma's horny, she bought a car, for teh stick shift
momma's so stupid and horny, she heard a rooster go ****adoodle do! and she answered "Any **** will do!"

 

your mommas so dumb she went to the movies and it said under 17 not admitted so she went and grabbed 16 friends...

just heard that one today...lol

 

thats my favorite so far. hahaha that made me snort. hahaa.

 

Yo mamas so stupid she yells at envelopes when she wants to leave a voice mail.

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks fecies is your sign if born in may.

Yo mama is so fat when she walks her ankles need training wheels

Yo mama is so fat when she sweats it smells like a Mc Flurry.

Yo mama is so fat her car is sponsered by Mc Donalds

Yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and said "how does this thing know my phone number?"

Yo mama is so ugly they used paintball guns to give her a make over

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the 4-H compition she won the blue ribbon.

Yo mama is so fat she thinks the all you can eat buffett is a competition

Yo mama is so fat she went to take a carrage ride and the horse turned around and said "this is some bullshit"

 

Don't know if this one was said buuuuuuut,

Yo momma is so stupid, I told her a$$ it was chilly outside and she ran out with a bowl and a spoon!

 

yo momma is so broke i seen her walking down the road kickin a cardboard box i asked her what she was doing she said moving.

 

Yo mommas teef is so yellow- I cant believe its not butter

 

Your mommas so dirty she has to wipe her feet to go outside.
Your mommas so fat she when she walks across the room the radio skips.
Your rockstar anorexia mother is so skinny when ever she wears biker shorts she has to wear a belt.
Your momma so fat she wears pillow cases for socks and she has to wear hula hoops to hold those hose up.

 

your mommas so skinny she can look through a keyhole with both eyes...

your mommas so old i told her to act her age and the b!tch died...

 

Yo mommas so old she owes Moses a dollar
Yo momma so old her yearbook picture was etched in stone
Yo mommas house is so dirty the roaches walk around in gloves

 

i cut your mommas arms off so she couldnt kick it....





whoops....said it wrong..

 

yo momma is so black if poured her into a bottle she would be pepsi.

 

i think u should all download the song : Pharcyde Yo mamma and while your at it get Pharcyde Pack the pipe :YEAH
U will enjoy

 

your momma is so dark, i shot some bullets at her last night, and they came back to me waving a flashlight sayin "I CAN'T FIND THE B1TCH"

 

Your mom gotta wooden leg, and gotta nail her socks on.

Your mom aint got no legs, talkin bout I aint gonna stand for it

Your mom got four fingers talkin bout gimme a five