Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
11-15-2005, 12:33 PM
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Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Yo mama is so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out
Yo mama is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo mama is so fat, she can bump people while sitting down
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change
Yo mama is so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for body damages
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips
Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo mama is so fat that she like the Bermuda Triangle-when kids run around her they get lost
Yo mama is so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satelite
Yo mama is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo mama is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said,"Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
Yo mama is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party
Yo mama is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo mama is so fat, she can bump people while sitting down
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change
Yo mama is so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for body damages
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips
Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo mama is so fat that she like the Bermuda Triangle-when kids run around her they get lost
Yo mama is so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satelite
Yo mama is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo mama is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said,"Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
Yo mama is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party
11-15-2005, 02:05 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
-Your mom's house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
-Your mom's so old she only has two teeth, and they're both in her pocket!
-Your mom's so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
-Your mom's old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.
-Your mom's so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her.
-Your mom is so fat she has to wear Levi’s 1002s.
-Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
-Your mom's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
-Your mom's so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
-Your mom's so old, she reminisces when she reads the bible.
-Your mom is so fat, elephants throw peanuts at her.
-Your mom's so ugly, when she's on he beach the tide won't come in!
-Your mom's so fat, she gets a hang over just from sitting in a bar stool.
-Your mom's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
-I went to your house, kicked the door, and your mom came out barking.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****es good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beeps.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off!!!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
Yo momma so fat I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
Yo momma so fat where in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free *****
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ***
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama is so fat, she broke her arm and gravy poured out
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code
Yo mama is so fat, she has to take off her pants to go into her pockets
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo mama is so fat, she don't cast a shadow
Yo mama is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper
Yo mama is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend
Yo mama is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans
Yo mama is so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a resturant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
Yo mama is so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out
Yo mama is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo mama is so fat, she can bump people while sitting down
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change
Yo mama is so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for body damages
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips
Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo mama is so fat that she like the Bermuda Triangle-when kids run around her they get lost
Yo mama is so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satelite
Yo mama is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo mama is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said,"Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
-Your mom's so old she only has two teeth, and they're both in her pocket!
-Your mom's so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
-Your mom's old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.
-Your mom's so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her.
-Your mom is so fat she has to wear Levi’s 1002s.
-Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
-Your mom's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
-Your mom's so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
-Your mom's so old, she reminisces when she reads the bible.
-Your mom is so fat, elephants throw peanuts at her.
-Your mom's so ugly, when she's on he beach the tide won't come in!
-Your mom's so fat, she gets a hang over just from sitting in a bar stool.
-Your mom's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
-I went to your house, kicked the door, and your mom came out barking.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****es good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beeps.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off!!!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
Yo momma so fat I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
Yo momma so fat where in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free *****
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ***
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama is so fat, she broke her arm and gravy poured out
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code
Yo mama is so fat, she has to take off her pants to go into her pockets
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo mama is so fat, she don't cast a shadow
Yo mama is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper
Yo mama is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend
Yo mama is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans
Yo mama is so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a resturant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
Yo mama is so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out
Yo mama is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo mama is so fat, she can bump people while sitting down
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change
Yo mama is so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for body damages
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips
Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo mama is so fat that she like the Bermuda Triangle-when kids run around her they get lost
Yo mama is so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satelite
Yo mama is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo mama is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said,"Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
11-15-2005, 02:47 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Lmao i got them on a file and copy and pasted But there more then that come up with some origanal ones i left out two hole pages thats 3549 words because i had to remove them because it was to long
11-15-2005, 03:24 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
i will act as though those werent there. and i didnt read them all so.
yo mama is so fat when your dad wants to get to the other side of the bed he just slaps her belly and rides the wave.
yo mama is so fat when your dad wants to get to the other side of the bed he just slaps her belly and rides the wave.
:YEAH
11-15-2005, 10:15 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
hahha
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
hahha
11-15-2005, 10:22 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
your mom is like a buble gum machine, 25cents a blow.
your mom is like a gas station, pay before you pump.
your mom is like a door ***, everyone gets a turn.
your mom is like the town bike, everyone has riddin her at least once.
thats all i gots, youve prolly herd them alot, but what ever, im contributing to help the cause lol
your mom is like a gas station, pay before you pump.
your mom is like a door ***, everyone gets a turn.
your mom is like the town bike, everyone has riddin her at least once.
thats all i gots, youve prolly herd them alot, but what ever, im contributing to help the cause lol
11-17-2005, 04:11 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Your mom's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That one cracked me the **** up.Oh... and...
Yo mamma so hairy her nipples have afros.
01-08-2006, 03:37 AM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Your moms couchie is so dry her crabs carry cantines.....
Your moms teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache glows.....
You moms so hairy big foot sneaks up and takes pictures of her.......
Your moms so dumb it take her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes.......
Your moms so dumb on her application it said sign here and she put sagitarius.......
Your mom is so old when god said let there be light...she lit it......
Your moms hair is so short shes got to roll it with needles.....
and the best one of all....your moms got a wooden leg with a kickstand...haha
Your moms teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache glows.....
You moms so hairy big foot sneaks up and takes pictures of her.......
Your moms so dumb it take her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes.......
Your moms so dumb on her application it said sign here and she put sagitarius.......
Your mom is so old when god said let there be light...she lit it......
Your moms hair is so short shes got to roll it with needles.....
and the best one of all....your moms got a wooden leg with a kickstand...haha
01-08-2006, 02:01 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Your moms so fat after sex she smokes a turkey....
Your moms so old shes got a smoke detector on her wig....
Your moms so fat everytime she turns around its a new year....
Sorry but all my old mom jokes are comming back to me.... I used to battle this dude in cooking class everyday back in high school...haha
Your moms so old shes got a smoke detector on her wig....
Your moms so fat everytime she turns around its a new year....
Sorry but all my old mom jokes are comming back to me.... I used to battle this dude in cooking class everyday back in high school...haha
01-30-2006, 01:47 AM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Yo mom's so fat, when she fell off the bed, she fell off both sides.
Yo mom's so fat, you could slap her leg, and ride the wave
Mom's so fat, when she has sex, guys ask for directions
mom's like an A-train. Buck fifty a ride
mom's so nasty, u open her legs, and there's a welcome sign
mom's *** so big, her motorcycle has 2 sidecars, one for each cheek
Yo mom's so fat, you could slap her leg, and ride the wave
Mom's so fat, when she has sex, guys ask for directions
mom's like an A-train. Buck fifty a ride
mom's so nasty, u open her legs, and there's a welcome sign
mom's *** so big, her motorcycle has 2 sidecars, one for each cheek
