Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
01-31-2006, 11:23 PM
#25
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
thats cold man...lol
your moms booties so low when she walks it covers her tracks...
your moms so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i said what you doin? she said....Moving..
your moms booties so low when she walks it covers her tracks...
your moms so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i said what you doin? she said....Moving..
02-01-2006, 03:10 AM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
The question is, who can pull this off when Dozens start flying....
momma's so fat, Nasa got satelites orbiting her
Momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
momma's so fat, she sat on my nintendo, it turned into a gameboy
mom's like a bubble gum machine, 25 cents a blow
yo momma got one leg, we call her hip hop
Momma's horny, she bought a car, for teh stick shift
momma's so stupid and horny, she heard a rooster go ****adoodle do! and she answered "Any **** will do!"
momma's so fat, Nasa got satelites orbiting her
Momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
momma's so fat, she sat on my nintendo, it turned into a gameboy
mom's like a bubble gum machine, 25 cents a blow
yo momma got one leg, we call her hip hop
Momma's horny, she bought a car, for teh stick shift
momma's so stupid and horny, she heard a rooster go ****adoodle do! and she answered "Any **** will do!"
04-15-2006, 04:36 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Yo mamas so stupid she yells at envelopes when she wants to leave a voice mail.
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks fecies is your sign if born in may.
Yo mama is so fat when she walks her ankles need training wheels
Yo mama is so fat when she sweats it smells like a Mc Flurry.
Yo mama is so fat her car is sponsered by Mc Donalds
Yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and said "how does this thing know my phone number?"
Yo mama is so ugly they used paintball guns to give her a make over
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the 4-H compition she won the blue ribbon.
Yo mama is so fat she thinks the all you can eat buffett is a competition
Yo mama is so fat she went to take a carrage ride and the horse turned around and said "this is some bullshit"
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks fecies is your sign if born in may.
Yo mama is so fat when she walks her ankles need training wheels
Yo mama is so fat when she sweats it smells like a Mc Flurry.
Yo mama is so fat her car is sponsered by Mc Donalds
Yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and said "how does this thing know my phone number?"
Yo mama is so ugly they used paintball guns to give her a make over
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the 4-H compition she won the blue ribbon.
Yo mama is so fat she thinks the all you can eat buffett is a competition
Yo mama is so fat she went to take a carrage ride and the horse turned around and said "this is some bullshit"
04-20-2006, 12:21 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Your mommas so dirty she has to wipe her feet to go outside.
Your mommas so fat she when she walks across the room the radio skips.
Your rockstar anorexia mother is so skinny when ever she wears biker shorts she has to wear a belt.
Your momma so fat she wears pillow cases for socks and she has to wear hula hoops to hold those hose up.
Your mommas so fat she when she walks across the room the radio skips.
Your rockstar anorexia mother is so skinny when ever she wears biker shorts she has to wear a belt.
Your momma so fat she wears pillow cases for socks and she has to wear hula hoops to hold those hose up.
04-20-2006, 10:30 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Yo mommas so old she owes Moses a dollar
Yo momma so old her yearbook picture was etched in stone
Yo mommas house is so dirty the roaches walk around in gloves
Yo momma so old her yearbook picture was etched in stone
Yo mommas house is so dirty the roaches walk around in gloves
04-25-2006, 07:46 PM
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes POst um up!
Your mom gotta wooden leg, and gotta nail her socks on.
Your mom aint got no legs, talkin bout I aint gonna stand for it
Your mom got four fingers talkin bout gimme a five
Your mom aint got no legs, talkin bout I aint gonna stand for it
Your mom got four fingers talkin bout gimme a five
