All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was the one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen".




"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all

over so
without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
give
all
of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever
it
needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see

where
it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste
removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a

huff,
he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated,
the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They
all
decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ******* is usually in charge !!

 

LOL and yah usually true!