A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices
that a rather dashy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and
smiled
hello to him. He is rather taken back that such a looker would be
waving to
him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her, so
he
says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I think your the father of
one of
my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
been
unfaithful. "HOLY ****!" He says "are you that stripper from my
bachelor
party that I ****ed on the pool table in front of all my friends while
your
girlfriend whipped me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ***?"
"NO," she replies "I'm your son's English Teacher..."

 

wow.....i wish my teacher was hot......i might pass.....


lol...im in skool now....haha.......

 

Good one!!!!