A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the
hospital.

He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them
around just like he did his staff.

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do
with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to
him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take
your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally
settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading,
I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard
her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT
until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He
curses under his breath as he! hears people walking past his
door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the
room. "What's going on here?" asked the
doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc?
Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature
taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a
carnation."

 

Guess his smells better than ours too

 

took me a few seconds to remember wtf a carnation was but then......

 

hahaha, funny.