a bear abd a rabbit were takin a **** in the woods and the bear looked down at the rabbit and asked "do you have problems with **** sticking to your fur" and the rabbit said "why no cant say that i do" so the bear wiped his *** with the rabbit

 

second joke: one day a frog was walkin through the magical forest and he cam across a bear and a rabbit sittin next to each other so he walks up to them never seein another animal before and say i am a magical frog and i will grant you three wishes a piece so the bear says well i wish that i was the most handsome bear in all the world so poof the the rabbit says i wish for a motorcycle poof so the bears goes on with his second wish he says i wish for all the girl bears to addore me and want me poof so the rabbit takes his second wish he says i would like a shiny helmet for my motorcycle poof now its time for the bears final wish he says i wish i was the only male bear in the whole world poof then the rabbit says for my third wish i wish that the bear is gay

 

The 1st one was the best, pretty funny.

 

Pretty funny

 

The first one was dumb funny, the second I already heard.

 

Not really funny lol